OMG!!!!! Don’t answer the phone they may want a ransom!
After the Clint Eastwood speech I placed a copy of Obama in my front yard. It stayed there for almost two weeks. AMAZING. Anyway my wife left the house on the 12th and noticed …. OMG!! OBAMA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!! She ran back inside and told me.
So we sat by the phone and waited on the ransom call. Its not that I would be willing to pay it I just wanted the Caller ID so I could poke fun at the ignorant kidnappers once they realized…. Obama is an Empty Chair.